and here we see the mating ritual of the white tourist
(Source: cuntpunt, via tumblrsloth)
there’s a cafe down the street and when they’re open the sign on the door says OPEN but when they’re closed they slide the N over and it says NOPE
i have photographic proof
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Rate My Professor.
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oMFG I AM ABOUT TO PISS MYSELF I WAS JUST WALKING MY DOG AND ONE MY NEIGHBORS PUT UP THIS LIGHT UP CHRISTMAS DINOSAUR AND LOOK AT IT ITS SO MOTHAFUCKIN HAPPY
TO HAVE A MOTHAFUCKIN PRESENT
IN ITS MOTHAFUCKIN DINOSAUR HANDS
OH MY GOD IM GONNA POP A BLOOD VESSAL IM LAUGHING SO HARD
(Source: unsuccessfulmetalbenders, via gigglingbean)
why does waldo wear stripes? because he doesn’t want to be spotted
this is legit humour
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oh my god
i hit the link and tHE MUSIC STARTED AND I PISSED MYSELF
(Source: doublepistolsandatwink, via teamzigzag)
